Good news to share: this month sees the publication of the debut novel by Joseph G. Peterson, a Joyland Chicago contributor. Titled Beautiful Piece, it’s set in the sweltering torpor of a Chicago heat wave and is a hypnotic, stylistically stunning, dark little novel about a guy, a girl, and, as the narrator puts it, “overleaping bad omens.”
To mark the publication, we’re proud to offer another of Peterson’s stories as our Chicago story for September. “Golfer’s Bog” is perfect for the season: creepy, bleak, and shot through with meanness.
A side note: “Golfer’s Bog” and next month’s story, “Rat-Dance,” by Elliot Krop, are both a bit longer than most of what we’ve published thus far. I think they’re both fantastic stories and well worth pushing the limits of people’s online reading attention spans–but that said, don’t worry: December’s story is short, spiky, and spooky, just as the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come would like it.
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In this recession-wracked economy, what better way to spend a Friday night than at a free reading?
Well, be sure to mark your calendars, line up a date, press your tux, and warn the babysitter you just might be out all night, because next Friday night, September 25th, the good folks at the Book Cellar in Lincoln Square will host the first-ever Joyland Chicago reading!
I’ll be introducing a solid lineup that includes some of my favorite contributors to the site’s first year:
Jeff Waxman, Samuel Bennett, Paul LaTour, and Joseph Clayton Mills.
The Book Cellar is at 4736-38 N. Lincoln here in Chicago. The reading starts at 7 and will probably last a bit less than an hour–but I recommend you allow yourself some extra time to browse the shelves, eat pastries, and drink wine.
Hope to see you there!
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Sure it was fun discussing exclamation marks, and it’s always fun to watch me have a public meltdown with a magazine editor but running JOYLAND.CA is a lot of work and none of us have time for this old fashioned blog add-on.
So go to Joyland.ca for the best in short fiction.
For extraneous opinions and rants, look for us in any fine bar or pub in Vancouver, Toronto, London, New York, Los Angeles and Montreal.
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Just a quick note about submissions. Toronto and Vancouver are currently closed. If you sent a submission in before today (August 1) don’t worry, it will get looked at. Vancouver will be accepting again as of September 1st. Toronto, as of February, 2010.
Now the reason for the opening and closing of submissions?
It’s for you. By occasionally closing our inbox we’re able to take a breather when we get busy (in the case of Toronto, Emily and Brian are going on tour, editorial assistant Faye is doing her Phd) and when opening it again, read every single one and give it the attention it deserves.
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How demented is this…I just spent 20 minutes looking for the “best” Chicago image. See you all–even you too, complicated darkhorse Peter Cetera– September 25th at the Book Cellar!
All dates:
Montreal, September 21st, at the Green Room
NYC, September 24th, at KGB
Chicago, September 25th, at the Book Cellar
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Somewhere in the midst of Emily going almost famous on us, we got the tour booked! Here are the preliminary details.
MONTREAL
Monday, September 21st Green Room, 5386 St-Laurent Boulevard
Emily Schultz, Brian Joseph Davis and readers TBA
NEW YORK
Thursday, September 24 KGB Bar, 85 East Fourth Street, 8PM
Emily Schultz, Brian Joseph Davis and readers TBA
CHICAGO
It is going to be Friday, September 25 but we’re just waiting to hear back from the venue and our hosts there.
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JOYLAND T-SHIRTS!
Available in all sizes and in T-shirt and Girly-T styles. Only at Joyland events this summer and fall!
Joyland Joyathon: a tour fundraiser Wednesday, July 8, Toronto The Stealth Lounge (above the Pilot), 8PM 22 Cumberland Avenue PWYC
Joyland, in conjunction with the Scream Literary Festival presents 11 readers, raffle prizes, and yes, T-shirts! Claudia Dey, Rebecca Rosenblum, and Stacey May Fowles read their own work from Joyland.ca. Maggie MacDonald will perform a dramatic reading of a script by Bruce LaBruce.
Helping out with cover readings are: Zoe Whittall, Kevin Connolly, Carl Wilson, Emily Holton, and Faye Guenther. And in a very special set, editors Lynn Henry and Michael Holmes read their own writers!
Hosted by Brian Joseph Davis and Emily Schultz, the world’s most incompetent capitalists, who will beg and plead for money in an entertaining fashion throughout the entire night.
Thursday, September 24, New York KGB Bar, 85 East Fourth Street, 8PM Joyland hits NYC! Special guest readers TBA!
Also look for dates in Montreal and Chicago.



Did the Globe do this on purpose? Martin and Peter at the books section do have good senses of humour so I suspect so. This week Joyland Vancouver editor Kevin Chong reviews Chuck Palahniuk’s new novel Pygmy. On the essay side of things I, Joyland managing editor, report on my night as an onstage interviewer to Mr. Palahniuk and some musing on reviews, fans and art.
Two very different takes. Compare! contrast!
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Apocalypse pending, we just settled on the date for our Joyland Joy-a-thon. The goal: raise money for the fall tour to Chicago, Montreal and NY. The method: tshirt sales and 4 hours of readings and bad tuxes. See you July 8th at the Stealth Lounge in Toronto. Lineup coming soon!

